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The Iguana Fight
I was about take roll in English 101, when one of my students burst into class, saying, “Two iguanas are fighting in the parking lot. It’s amazing!”
This was Specialist T.J. Grier. He was a nice kid with a big mouth, taking classes between tours in the Middle East. He was someone who always had something to announce when he entered a room, who planned his arrival to be the last in the door so that everyone would listen, but his sincerity here was impossible to mistake. He had seen something worth reporting on.
Half the class stood up and pulled out their phones. It was a Friday afternoon. I sighed and said, “Bring your notebooks and a pen. You will be writing about this.”
The very smart students and the very stoned students were confused, but the rest were happy for a change of pace. I was planning on having them free-write about the upcoming Chinese Moon landing, but this would do.
“Let’s go,” I said. “Iguana fight.”
I ushered them out of the classroom, across the courtyard, and into the faculty parking lot. Sure enough, there was a small crowd gathering around two lizards each about a foot and a half in length, hissing and puffing themselves up. They danced around each other, grappled for a split second, and then released. One of the lizards tossed the other under a parked car, but it emerged unfazed, and the crowd cheered.